🌍💰**BREAKING: Swedish AI Firm EvoluteIQ Raises $53 Million for Business Automation**🤖🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, tech fam! EvoluteIQ just bagged *$53 MILLION* 🤑 to unleash chaos *in* the business process game! ⚡ Like, what? Is this a bank robbery or a funding round? 🤡💀 They’re basically saying, “Hey world, watch us turn boring tasks into automated symphonies of efficiency!” 🎶 Founded in 2019, this Stockholm-based tech wizardry is dropping their EIQ platform like it’s hot 🔥, giving enterprises the AI *superpowers* to automate complex processes. Yes, folks, finally a robot that can do your TPS reports while you binge-watch cat videos! 🐱💻 👀💬 “Our AI is so good, it’ll save you from those *literal* meetings that could’ve been an email.” - said NO ONE ever... but like, imagine! #Stonks 📈🤯 Also, can we address the *real* question: What are they going to do with *all* this cash? Buy a yacht for a literal AI captain? 🛥️ Or is it going to fund THAT feature to make coffee? ☕ *This is fine* until we realize AI is coming for our *espresso* too! 🔥Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be working for AI overlords who just want to enjoy Netflix on an infinite loop. #Based or cringe? You decide! 🌌🚀