🔥📱🚨 YO FAM, gather 'round! We just got hit with the hottest tech gossip of the century: your boy ditched the Samsung S25 Ultra (🤢, bye Felicia) for the sleek and seductive S25 Edge! Why, you ask? Let’s spill the tea! ☕️✨ First off, the S25 Edge is so thin it makes my hopes and dreams look FAT! 😍💔 It slides into my pocket like it’s auditioning for *America’s Next Top Model.* STRAIGHT UP, the design is snatched! But lemme tell you, it ain’t all sunshine and rainbows, fam. 🌈💀 Sure, it’s sexy AF, but some features got me feeling like 🤡 "is this a joke?" Who needs battery life when you’ve got curves, amirite? 😂💸 “Honestly, the Ultra was just TOO much,” said a totally real developer I just made up. “We’re trying to make phones for LOGICAL people, not astronauts.” 🌌🚀 Drake is pointing at my choices like, “This is fine.” But the real kicker? I predict that in a year, we’ll be carrying around phones with holographic screens and CAPES to hold the thinner-than-air designs. 🦸‍♂️💭 So grab your popcorn, because we’re all on this tech rollercoaster together—and I’m screaming with joy and existential dread! 🎢✨ #TechMemeMadness #S25EdgeOrBust 💥