🚨BREAKING NEWS: SUSE & Avesha Just Made Your AI Dreams Less of a Nightmare!🚨💤 🔥 Hold onto your GPUs, squad! SUSE (a.k.a Linux’s cool uncle) has teamed up with Avesha – who I assume is from the "elasticity" department of origami school – to create a turbo-charged AI infrastructure. 🤖💻 That’s right, folks! Gonna make your AI workloads so optimized, it’s practically training for the Olympics! 🏆💪 💡 Things you’ll wish you had known in the 90s: "SUSE and Avesha bring together the most optimized GPU infrastructure since that time your grandma asked for an email to be sent through a toaster!" 🍞💌 #Stonks Leaked Dev Quote: “Man, we’re just trying to give AI a *stable* home now, ya feel? This ain’t your granddad’s cloud!” - Some random coder in a hoodie. 😂 Drake is pointing at “Just make your AI workload easier” while cringing at “That one weird cloud tech that keeps crashing.” 🥴 🔥So, here’s where it gets *spicy*: in 2025, AI will fully integrate with your toaster and start to judge your breakfast choices. “You call that a bagel??” 🤡💀 STAY WOKE, fam! 🚀💰