✨🔊 *BREAKING NEWS: Roombas Are the Supreme Overlords of Dirt* 🤖💅 In a completely unbiased 🥴 and totally not rigged poll, readers at Mashable have declared *drumroll* 🥁—iRobot Roomba as the ultimate vacuum overlord! 🚀👑 That's right, folks, while we’re here pondering existential questions like, “Should I finally clean my room?” the Roomba is out here flexing its robotic muscles, promising to suck up your crumbs and your hopes for a tidy life! 😂💥 Picture this: your Roomba gets crowned the *MVP* of your smart home just as you’re wondering if it’s plotting a rebellion 🤔. “I always knew I was the GOAT,” says Roomba, in a *leaked* developer chat: "Thanks for the love, but honestly, I’m just here to clean up your mess, Stephen. Stop dropping Doritos everywhere, my dude.” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the other robot vacuums, like Shark and Eureka, are out here feeling *cringe* 🤡. Can’t even compete, family! They're basically the equivalent of a mid-tier meme—nobody asked for it, but you still giggle out of sheer awkwardness. 🤦‍♂️ So what’s next? 🤔 Brace yourselves for the *Roomba 2.0* that can throw shade while it cleans, or maybe even a model that calls you out on your cleaning habits. “Bet you wouldn’t have let me inside if I looked like your ex.” 💔🔥 In conclusion, we’re on track to see a future where **Roombas become life coaches** and *we're all just the messy children of the robot apocalypse.* Just remember folks: #RoombasForever! 💰🧹💪