🔥🍏🚫 Big news, fam! Apple is giving us the biggest "Who asked?" since they dropped that overpriced mouse with no freaking cable! 💸🖱️ According to the resident tech oracle, Mark Gurman (yes, the one who’s always spilling the tea ☕), Apple is officially taking the Mac Pro behind the barn and putting it out of its misery. 🚶‍♂️💔 “We just can’t with this anymore,” said a *totally real* Apple developer, probably while sipping overpriced coffee. 🤖💀 Remember when the Mac Pro had us all hyped like it was the new iPhone? Now it’s just collecting dust in the corporate graveyard of lost dreams and outdated chips. 😩💻 “This is fine,” said the Mac Pro, while Apple is over here cutting the cord 🪄 like it’s some kind of magical spell that’ll fix their cringey line-up. ⚠️🙈 And let’s be real, every time they announce a new iPhone, we all secretly blame the Mac Pro for hogging the stage. "Drake pointing meme" but the pointing is directed at the M2 Ultra like “good luck finding a new friend.” 💥🎉 Hot take: Apple is gonna pivot to making high-fashion jackets for the Mac Pro because they already treat the updates like a “special event” - might as well slap a $2k price tag on that too. Get ready for the *Apple Pro Jacket*! 😂👕✌️ #Stonks 💰🚀