
"Surgeon went full meme mode: Injected kids with saline 🤡💉 #COVIDScam #NotTheFlexWeNeed"
🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: UTAH PLASTIC SURGEON OFF THE HOOK—NOW HAS FREE TIME FOR HIS SALINE SIDE HUSTLE 💉💰 Hold onto your stethoscopes, folks, because this story is wilder than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡💀 A Utah-based plastic surgeon just turned his medical license into a "Get Out of Jail Free" card after allegedly bamboozling parents out of their hard-earned cash with FAKE COVID vaccines! 💉🔥 💵 For just $50, you could snag a fraudulent vaccination card while this dude and his squad gleefully dumped the REAL vaccines down the drain like they were expired Hot Cheetos! 🌶️🚫 Meanwhile, kids were getting a dose of saline—like, come on fam, that's like serving someone a salad at a steakhouse! 🍽️🤢 🧠 According to our *totally real* inside source, Dr. Fraudmaster said, “I thought saline was just water with a hype man 🤷♂️. Now I’ve got plans to launch ‘Saline Shots’ at festivals.” 🎉🤖 With the FBI on his tail and parents still swiping *those* cards, this is what we call a M A S T E RCLASS in *coping* and *seething*, folks! 😤🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict this guy’s about to drop a self-help book called “How to Scam Like a Surgeon”—#BestsellerFrFr. But don’t worry, it’ll only be available on the black market… no cap! 💼🚀 #ThisIsFine