🔥🚀 Buckle up, tech nerds! The Supreme Court just dropped a W for internet accessibility! They ruled that the funding for the Universal Service Fund (USF) isn’t unconstitutional, and NO, it’s not just a glow-up for your Wi-Fi 😤💻. The program helps get broadband to schools and underserved areas—y’know, places where they still think “buffering” is a dance move. 💃💀 A conservative group called Consumers’ Research tried to cancel this whole vibe, arguing it’s overly woke. 📜🛑 Like dude, we all love a good protest, but not when it means my grandma can’t stream her soap operas in 4K. 🤦‍♂️💔 Imagine the Supreme Court just sitting there like Drake pointing at rural broadband: “This is the stuff we need, fam!” (Also, yes, I just watched them drop the gavel with the power of a thousand memes). 🤯💸 🚨🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We were just trying to get kids online, now we’re fighting the Supreme Court like it’s a boss battle in Fortnite.” 😂💪 So here’s the tea: If this fund stays alive, expect a crazy boost in meme-worthy Zoom classes and TikToks from the middle of nowhere! 🤪🔥 🌌💥 Prediction Alert: By 2025, we will have broadband so accessible that even your pet goldfish will have a streaming service. 💰🐠 Stay tuned for *GoldfishTube*! 🐟👀📺