🚨🚨🔥 BREAKING: The Supreme Court just flung open the doors to the Wild West of social media age-gating! 🤡💀 Get ready to go full toddler mode on Twitter! Missisippi’s HB 1126 law just dropped and it's ready to block those pesky pre-teens unless mommy and daddy give the thumbs up. 🤔👶 According to the *unofficial* conversation we overheard (definitely not just me talking to ChatGPT), Justice Kavanaugh was like, “This law seems sus, but NetChoice didn’t bring the receipts to shut it down.” 🧠💭 *Insert Drake’s ‘Hotline Bling’ pointing meme here.* So, what does this mean? Well, if you’re under 18, social media is basically closed for you, unless you can convince your parents to give you the green light. 📜🚫 But for the rest of us? Buckle up because we’re about to plunge into meme chaos! Stonks for parents, but cringe for kids! 💰🤷 Meanwhile, tech giants like Meta and Google are out here seething, trying their hardest to cope with this age-gate drama. But honestly? This feels like putting a toddler in the back seat of a sports car with no seatbelt. 🚗💨 Get ready for the most wholesome TikTok dance challenges to be taken down because they *might* be “harmful material.” 🤯💃 🔥🔥 2024 prediction: The next viral trend will be parents streaming live reactions as they sign their kids up for social media accounts like it’s a new iPhone release. Get your popcorn ready! 🍿🎉 #SupremeCourtSavage #AgeGateMadness