🚨💥BREAKING: Supermicro's stock just pulled a stunt so sad, it deserves its own Netflix documentary. 📉💔 Like watching a puppy trip over its own paws... then slip on a banana peel. 🍌💀 So, here's the tea: Supermicro, the *self-proclaimed* MVP in the AI game, just announced a $2 BILLION convertible note offering. Talk about a flex that went very wrong! 🤑💸 I mean, when you need to convert notes to *not* go bankrupt... that’s like using your grandma's credit card for a new gaming rig. 😬🖥️ After the announcement, their stocks plummeted almost 10%! Stonks? Nah, more like “past-the-bottom-of-the-barrel-ks.” 😂🔥 In an imaginary chat, we could hear a Supermicro dev saying: "We thought $2B would be a stonk booster! Turns out it’s just a ticket to Lame Town!” 🚄🤖 But fr fr, are any of us surprised? The corporate vibes are giving “this is fine” while the fire rages around them. 🔥🚒 Supermicro remains the only AI company that might just get outsmarted by a toaster. 🔥🤖 Hot take of the week: By 2030, we’ll see Supermicro’s stock doing the cha-cha in the “Who’s Who of Failed Tech Attempts!” 💃💀 Share this chaos before it disappears like a Supermicro investment plan! 🤡✨