😱 **BREAKING: SUPERMAN ISN'T JUST A FLYING MAN IN SPANDEX!** 🦸‍♂️💥 So, like, James Gunn decided to bless us with this **dope** Superman flick 🍿✌️ and then dropped a post-credits scene that left our brains doing the galaxy brain meme 💫🤯. Spoiler alert: it’s not just about saving cats from trees or doing taxes for the IRS (but fr, taxes are *terrifying*, right? 💸🤣). **Leaked DCEU Developer Quote**: "We thought, 'What if Superman had issues?'" 🤔🗣️ Meanwhile, we’re just sitting here like, “This is *fine*.” 🥴🔥 For real, the scene is peeled from the sweaty depths of “I can't believe it's not Marvel!” 📉💔. Superman flies in, looking like a snack 🍕, then BAM—**SURPRISE**, it’s not just about him saving the day; it's about him becoming your therapist! Seriously, he's armed with emotional labor and beta blockers! 📚🛑 And now the hot take: watch out, Batfleck. 🤡🦇 If Superman can save *feelings*, he might just swoop in and steal your Netflix password next! 💀💔 🏆 **Predicting a 2024 spin-off: Superman & Therapy!** 🤔👏🚀 Share this so your friends know what the heck is going on with their favorite Kryptonian! 🌌💥💖