🚨🔥 BREAKING: Superman is BACK, and this time, he’s swooping in with more drama than your cousin’s wedding ❤️‍🔥💔! **James Gunn** just dropped a new movie that raked in **$125 million** (that's a whole lotta stonks, baby) in the first weekend. 🤑 When was the last time a DC movie made that much? Asking for a friend who only watches Batman flicks. 🤷‍♂️ But hold up, fam! The real tea ☕️ is in those post-credit scenes. You see, they’re hinting at a **multiverse of madness** way crazier than your uncle after he discovers TikTok. 💀✨ Imagine Superman teaming up with a version of himself that only eats kale? No cap, that’s the kind of plot twist we didn’t know we needed.🚀 Marketing strategy straight from **“How to Milk a Franchise 101”**—you better believe those tickets are gonna sell out faster than a limited edition PS5. 🎮💨 Raise your hand if you’re ready for DC to get its act together and stop *being this fine* 🔥💩! In a shocking leaked convo, a **developer** allegedly said, “We just threw in the post-credits for clout. Who even cares about plots anymore?” 🤡 So, what’s next? Superman vs. *Martha's Hummus Stand* ?? 🤯 Prediction: By 2025, every superhero will be battling for the ultimate avocado toast recipe. 🥑💥 SHARE THIS if you’re ready for the chaotic brilliance of the DC Universe! 💥✨