🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL YOU GOOFY TECH NERDS!! 🚨🤡 So check it: Super Teacher is apparently dropping a new AI tutor that’s about to revolutionize elementary schools, or so they say. 🎓💥 But let’s be real – if you think this thing is gonna take your kid from “I can’t find my backpack” to “Einstein Jr.”, then you’re already neck-deep in that cringe river. 🛶💦 Imagine this: animated tutors with AI-generated voices guiding kids like they’re on a cartoon game show! 🎉🎤 Kids talking to their devices like they’re in a chat with Mr. Beast but instead it’s just Rabbit McSmartface talking about fractions. 🐰📏 Honestly, what’s next? AI taking over recess too? Leaked dev quote alert! 🚨 "Yeah, we're just hoping they don’t ask the AI ‘what’s 2 + 2’ and get ‘4’ and ‘LOL’ as a response." 🤖💀 But for real, this app better come with fire emojis and dance challenges if it wants to keep the kiddos entertained.🔥💃 So, watch out Disrupt 2025 – if this flops harder than your uncle's TikTok dance, we might need to just replace all teachers with a single AI influencer... stonks? 📉🚀 Hot take: in 2030, AIs will be teaching our toddlers and their favorite subject will be “How to win YouTube” 🤑💰💥 #AIisTakingOver #SuperTeacherMoreLikeSuperFail