🎮🔥 **THE SUPER POCKET NEO-GEO REVIEW: A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH A TWIST!** 🔥🎮 So like, once upon a time in the ancient land of the '90s, if you wanted to vibe with Neo Geo games, you needed to sell your kidney 🧑‍⚕️💰 and take out a second mortgage on your parents' house 🏡. Fast forward to 2023, and what do we get? The Super Pocket Neo Geo Edition 🤯—a portable device that feels like it survived a "Honey, I Shrunk The Console" mishap! 😂🤏 But wait, it’s only getting a 6/10? 🧐 That's right, folks! The same score I give to my friend Carl's karaoke skills. 🎤💀💔 Think about it: you used to need an entire savings account 💳 for a single game, and now you can fit the joys of gaming in your pocket, but somehow it’s still a snooze-fest? 😴 “Honestly, we just slapped ‘Neo Geo’ on the box and hoped no one would notice the lag,” a *totally real* developer confirmed while sobbing in the corner. 😭💔 If you buy one of these, just remember: it's 2023 and holding on to retro nostalgia is, like, 💯💯 no cap, but don’t expect your taste in portable gaming to be anything other than pure cringe. 🤡 **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Pretty sure in 5 years, we’re gonna have kids playing Neo Geo on a holographic screen while their parents reminisce about the “good ol’ days” of overpriced cartridges. Get ready for those “Galaxy Brain” moments when they realize they just paid $200 for pixel art four decades old! 🚀💥