🚨🎉 BREAKING: Super Micro’s Q1 numbers are in, and it’s uglier than the last time I tried to code without Stack Overflow! 💀💻 They just reported a whopping 15% revenue drop YoY, pocketing a measly $5B instead of the *not-so-grand* $6.09B estimates 🤦‍♂️. Honestly, **who ordered this dumpster fire?** 🔥💰 In after-hours trading, SMCI shares nosedived 9% like I do when I see a pop-up ad for adult diapers 😂. Meanwhile, their Q2 forecast looks like it's been hit with a slap from reality, with profits dropping lower than my self-esteem after a Tinder date. 🤡💔 A leaked convo from a Super Micro dev goes a little something like this: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: "Did we just tank harder than a Fortnite player with no building skills?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Lmao, fr fr! Stonks going brrr more like going nahhhh!" Look, Super Micro, I get it. The market is rough. But this is *not* it, chief. 🤷‍♂️🔫 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By Q3, they might pivot to selling “actual” microchips—the edible kind. Look out for the new line: “Super Micro Snacks” coming to a gas station near you! 🍪🚀