🎉🍄🎥 HOLD ONTO YOUR CAPS & MUSTACHES, FOLKS! Nintendo just flipped the script harder than a Mario Kart on Rainbow Road! 🚀💥 That’s right, THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE is blasting off like it just picked up a Starman! 🌟💀 Annnd guess what? It launches right into your eyeballs on April TK, 2026! 🗓️✨ (That’s what we call a perfect, not-at-all vague date! 😂🔮) Talk about a Mario-sized birthday bash, considering our mustached friend is officially turning the big 4-0 tomorrow! 🍰🎈 In an epic trailer drop during the Nintendo Direct, we got all the familiar faces returning 'cause nostalgia is to gaming like avocado toast is to hipsters: *essential*! 🥑💚 Chris Pratt still be-doing his thing as Mario, while Charlie Day is living that Luigi life 😅, and Anya Taylor-Joy is just chilling as the Peach (no cap)! 👑👸 And let’s not forget, the first movie was THE G.O.A.T. of video game adaptations! It was like stonks, 💰📈 skyrocketing into our hearts and wallets! 📽️💸 *Leaked developer quote*: “We just thought, how can we squeeze more money outta millennials with a nostalgia trip? Boom! Super Mario Galaxy! #Based” 🤖💪 🔥 So, here’s my hot take: We are *definitely* getting a Mario dating sim spin-off next year. Mark my words; I’m *calling it*! 😤💯 The future is here, and it’s a THWOMP stampede! 💥😂🤡