Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🚀💻 The Supabase squad just pulled a major power move like Drake doing the “hotline bling” 💸✨! They bagged a chilling **$100M** in Series E from the big shots at Accel and Peak XV—who probably had to crack open a second mortgage just to invest in this chaos. Their market cap is now at a mind-boggling **$5B**, officially making them the “Stonks” meme come to life! 📈💥 But wait! There’s more: Supabase is claiming the throne as the open-source badass counter to Google Firebase. 🔥💣 I can hear Firebase developers seething in their code-filled basements as we speak. "Bro, why even bother making Firebase jokes anymore?" 😂 (Leaked internal quote from a Firebase dev: “This is fine... I guess?”) And what's with this "vibe coding" nonsense? It's like the tech world decided to mix zen meditation with relentless debugging. 😤🧘‍♂️ My hot take? In 2024, Supabase will release a feature where it predicts the future of your code—only to tell you everything is going to break in the next sprint. Get ready for *“Oops, all broken APIs!”* No cap! 🤖💀✨ #Supabase #TakeMyMoney #CodingWoes