🎮 Get ready for a **GAMER INFERNO** because the Summer Game Fest just crashed its car into a fire hydrant and set itself on 🔥! The one and only Jess Conditt, our beloved tech oracle (13 years of gaming wisdom 💪), is here to drag us through the wreckage. 🚀💰 Now, before you log off and go watch cat videos, here’s the *TEA* ☕️: Jess has been sipping on that gamer juice during June, which was full of “air travel” and “mild illness” (real gamer grind, no cap!). 😷✈️💀 But let’s be real, June was basically “This Is Fine” while Jess wades through protests and Pride. 🏳️‍🌈💥 **What’s on Jess’s mind?** 80+ stories from SGF 2025 and three game previews that are like golden snacks 🍟✨—and only one of them is pure horror (pro gamer move, amirite?). Cringe or based? You decide! 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We made the horror game because it is what gamers truly deserve after the Xbox 360 era.” 😱 So buckle up, my fellow gamers, because Jess is here to take us to *Planet Content* 🌌! 🤖🚀 My hot take? The next SGF will have the first-ever VR-based *dieting simulator*—level up your IRL skills while dodging snacks! 🥓👾💯 Share this chaos and watch the memes roll in! 🤡🔥 #GamerLife #MemeMagic