💤🎉🚨 BREAKING: SUDOKU IS BACK, BABY! 🎉😱 Ever wondered where to unleash your inner math wizard 🧙‍♂️ while scrolling through TikTok? Look no further than your own iPhone, fam! 💥✨ That’s right, you can now puzzle your way to a higher IQ while ignoring your responsibilities! 😂💔 But wait! 🚫 If you’re NOT a 🤑 Apple News Plus subscriber (a.k.a the "I-have-more-money-than-sense" club), you can ONLY play some sad, free puzzles. It’s like getting the free trial of your favorite streaming service but only being allowed to watch the cringey B-movies! 🤦‍♂️💩 🗣️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to keep Sudoku exclusive for our most elite customers. You know, the ones who can afford avocado toast* on every street corner." 🥑🍞 Drake is pointing because he doesn’t want you to suffer with the free version! 👇👇 But hey, Apple said, "Play our Sudoku or cope with your empty soul." So, what’s the hot take? 🌡️ In 2025, Apple will release a Sudoku “AI” that will only play itself and charge YOU for a subscription to watch it do the math! 🤖💸 Future stonks or future cringe? You decide! 👀💰 Get your Sudoku game ON, and don’t be a noob! 🚀🔥 #SudokuOverload #iPhoneFlex 🧩📱