💰🚀 *BREAKING NEWS from the LAND OF CRINGE* 🚀💰 Hold the phone! 📱 Subzero Labs just raised *$20 MILLION* 💸 to build a blockchain for NON-Crypto developers because apparently, the only thing less popular than crypto is explaining it to your grandma! 🤦‍♂️ I bet those investors are like, “This is fine” as they watch their stonks 🚀 plummet faster than my attempts at adulting. Meet Rialo - it’s a "real-world" app building platform that’s about as necessary as a blockchain-based toaster. ❤️‍🔥 *Imagine stating: "My app is on the blockchain!" like it’s some kind of flex when your mom still asks if you’ve showered this week.* Aye yai yai! 😅 According to *leaked* developer conversations (🔥🧙‍♂️), one of 'em said, “Bro, if I wanted to work on normal apps, I’d just stick to JavaScript and cry in the corner,” while the other retorted, “Just build it on Rialo and *watch the cringe unfold!*” The meme war is about to commence! 🤪💥 In 5 years, every single app will be BLOCKCHAIN-ified and we'll just be living in a crypto dystopia where your pizza is delivered on the chain and it expires in 10 minutes, no cap! 🍕💀 *Comment below if you’re ready for the next episode of “Did they really just do that or what?”* 🤖🔥