🚨🚨 BREAKING: Ghost 🧙‍♂️ just dropped a new update that’s more exciting than your mom's basement revelations! 🏠💀 They’ve unleashed Ghost 6 and said, “Why be ghosted by the open social web when you can be it?” 👻💻 ✨ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🕹️ With ActivityPub integration making the x1,0000™ debut, it's basically like Ghost just swallowed the social web and then regurgitated it for your content consumption. 🤢💩 Just imagine your blog being more popular than that one guy who always brings snacks to the party! 🍕🎉 But wait, there’s more! 💥 This release includes changes too thrilling to be taken seriously—like finally allowing users to say, “just saw a squirrel” 🐿️ while simultaneously vibing on multiple platforms! 😎🔥 Leaked quote from the dev team: "We basically just wanted to be like 'Yo, take all our features and share them like TikToks on steroids!'” 🤖📈 So are we getting excited? Fr fr or nah? 🚀 If your content is still trapped on a lonely island while Ghost is out here vibing with the ActivityPub universe, you need to rethink your life choices. This is not a drill! 🧯🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Ghost just became the new influencer of the year; in 2024, your blog will be running on its own Reality TV show! 📺💰 #GhostedButMakeItFashion 🚀👻