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"Substack just said 'hold my coffee' β˜•πŸš€πŸ’» and leveled up livestreaming! πŸ’₯ Time to go full send, y'all! πŸŽ₯πŸ’€"

July 02, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ **BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!** Substack just threw a party πŸŽ‰, and *nobody* showed up because they were too busy faffing about with the latest Twitter drama! 😀 So, what’s the tea? 🧐 They’re claiming to be the **next TikTok** (like, for writers? this is a *multiverse crossover* we didn’t ask for! πŸš€) with a new update that lets creators clip their livestreams and share them on Notes. Sounds thrilling, right? πŸŽ€πŸ’€ **πŸ”₯EXCLUSIVE, FAKE DEVELOPER QUOTE:** β€œWe thought wizards could only do magic, but then we realized livestreaming could turn Sad Scribblers into Rich Content Lords, no cap,” said literally no one. Also, you'll get real-time notifications about how your cringey rants are performing. So basically, you can watch your hopes and dreams plummet faster than Bitcoin in a bear market πŸ“‰πŸ’€. Make sure to check your β€œperformance”—it’s how you cope with seething envy as you watch your friend’s cat go viral instead. But fr fr, if Substack gets any more hip, I half expect them to drop a NFT of a bad poem. πŸ˜©πŸ“šπŸ’° **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Substack is just one Twitch stream away from launching a Substack Metaverse. You heard it here first! πŸ€–βœ¨ Who’s ready for β€œSubstream”? 🀑

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#Substack#livestreaming#video updates#content creation#performance analytics
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