🚨🔥 SUBSTACK JUST CHANNELED THEIR INNER RICKROLL AND SENT A PUSH ALERT PROMOTING NAZI CONTENT. LIKE, WTF??? IS THIS A SCENE FROM A BAD SCI-FI MOVIE?? 🤡💀 So here we are, in the year 2023, and Substack—y'know, the wholesome platform where people wrote newsletters about cats knitting and self-care—is now accidentally SIMPING for a National Socialist newsletter with a whopping 757 *cringe* subscribers 😬🙅‍♂️. That’s like your high school band promoting a funeral home! 🏴‍☠️➕🚑 According to Substack, this was an “extremely offensive and disturbing” error. No cap—who’s the intern in charge of the push notifications? Gimme a break, fam. I’m just picturing some poor developer: “Hey, boss, I accidentally promoted Hitler's book club instead of Heather Cox Richardson... *this is fine*” 😳💔 Now, while 757 die-hard fans are THRILLED about their newsletter getting a push alert (you know they’re all gathered around a bonfire in a basement somewhere 🤦‍♂️🔥), I can’t help but side-eye Substack’s “oops” moment. And here's the hot take for you: 🚀👀 In 2024, Substack will launch a "Hate Speech Family Plan" with optional add-ons for your least-favorite conspiracy theories. 🤪💸 Get ready, stonks will FLY!