🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH UNDERWORLD: Substack is out here playing with fire! 🔥🚨 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Substack just sent a push alert hotter than your ex’s DMs! They accidentally promoted a Nazi newsletter called NatSocToday, which, let’s be real, sounds like it was written by your racist uncle with too much time on his hands. 😬💀 Peep this chat spill from a *totally not* leaked Substack dev: “Bro, we thought it was just another ‘hot take’ newsletter! You know, like the ones about pumpkin spice lattes! No cap, we messed up!” 🤡💔 Their alert even *had a swastika* like that was a normal Tuesday morning! WHO thought this was okay? Drake pointing to *literally any other newsletter* right now! 👀👉 People were like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥while Gen Z was screaming, “Nah fam, we ain’t doing this!” Stonks just collapsed like my hopes during a Monday morning meeting. 📉 So here’s my spicy take: Substack’s about to pivot and turn into a book club for *literally anything else*—bet they’ll feature recipes for kale chips next. Watch them go full bonkers to save their rep! 🚀🛑 PEACE OUT! ✌️🔥 Let's hope they don’t accidentally launch a ‘How to Build a Hate Cave’ newsletter next!