**🚨BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Office vs. Subscriptions - A One-Time Purchase Showdown! 💥🧐** 👀 Hey fam, did you hear? Subscriptions are basically the “you've been tricked” meme of the tech world. 💩💸💔 Like, why rent a digital mansion when you can buy a cozy, no-drama cottage for a one-time fee of **$69.97?!** 😂💰 That's right, I'm talking about Microsoft Office 2021 for Mac. *LIFETIME ACCESS* fam! 🚀💎 Forget subscriptions, which feel like an ex that keeps draining your bank account every month! 😭💔 Microsoft is basically saying, "Hey, let's make Word, Excel, and PowerPoint your ride-or-die for life!" 🦸‍♂️📊 And as one leaked developer was overheard saying while munching on stale pizza, “Why don’t we put this in a subscription model? Are we not trying to become a villain?!” 🤡💥 Now you can finally free yourself from the chains of monthly payments and high subscription prices. This is a triumph for *all* us penny-pinching overlords. 👑😂 Prediction: In the future, tech companies will start charging subscription fees for breathing. 😂💀 Call me, I’ll take that 💰💰💰. 💥 So what are you waiting for? This is a W, no cap! Stonks up, baby! 📈🔥✨