Yo fam, grab your harpoons and hold onto your gills because the depths of the Subnautica 2 lawsuit just hit a new level of "What the actual fish?" 🐠💀💔 Like, forget diving into caves; we’re diving headfirst into corporate drama deeper than the Mariana Trench! 🚀😱 So here’s the tea: Krafton, the corporate overlords behind the Subnautica madness, are throwing shade harder than a summer beach party! ☀️🕶️ They just pulled a complete plot twist, saying documents about *game readiness* are as relevant as using a stone tablet in a coding bootcamp. 📜💻 “This is fine,” said no one ever after hearing that! 🤡🔥 💰💼 Picture this: Unknown Worlds is out here like “We’re ready to ship!” while Krafton is like “Nah, we’re delaying this baby until the *next* Ice Age (2026).” So, what do you get when you mix a $250 million performance bonus with corporate drama? A lawsuit that probably involves more paperwork than a GameStop stock fiasco! 📈😂 Just ask Fortis Advisors, who are low-key re-evaluating their life choices for getting tangled in this mess. And here’s the wildest hot take: I bet they'll settle this in karaoke! ✨💀 Get ready for the Subnautica *Chorus of Regret*! 🎤🔥💸 #GamerDrama #StonksDown #SeetheAndCope