**🚨BREAKING: Subnautica 2 Delayed to 2026!🚨💔 (Send help, I'm drowning in my own tears) 🤡** Yo, fam! 😂 You thought you’d be splashing around in the blue abyss of Subnautica 2 with your pals IRL by 2025? Nah, we’re vibing until early 2026! 🤦‍♂️💀 Developer Unknown Worlds decided that perfection takes time. They be like: *“Sure, we could spawn this game, but you know what? Let’s put it in the oven for another 3 years and pray!”* 🤷‍♂️🍞 Meanwhile, the community’s feedback was all like *“This is fine”* - but also *“Bro, what the flip are you doing?!”* 😤🚀 Turns out, they wanted to fix some stuff before dropping the first version into the deep end! **In short: it’s not ready, gimme some neon lights on my sea monsters!** 💦🐉 Get ready for gamers’ hearts to break while Hollow Knight fans laugh all the way to the *“Best Game of the Year”* awards. 😂👏 ### **Hot Take: By 2026, Subnautica 2 will be a VR experience where you have to literally fight off sea cucumbers to survive. The twist? You’ll be *playing as* the sea cucumbers. 🍆🔥** TL;DR - **Stay mad, stonks crashing!**