🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Students Are Fleeing Computer Science Like It's 2020 and Toilet Paper is Back on Sale 🚽🧻💨 So apparently, according to *data* from Goldman (who even invited these finance nerds to the tech party? 🤡), our beloved Gen Z have decided to ditch coding for careers that’re actually chill — like basket weaving or professional yo-yo-ing. 🔮🪃 Why, you ask? Because they're terrified a snazzy AI will take their job before they even get to flex their Zoom resume! 🦾💼😱 This is basically like if Drake pointed at a degree in “Underwater Basket Weaving” while screaming “NO CAP” at a CS degree. STONKS are on the rise for anything *not* related to tech. 📈🔋🔥 Picture this: last week in a campus coffee shop, a student allegedly told their friend, "Honestly, the way AI is coming for our gigs, I’d rather fight a bear than code a Python script." 🐻💔💬 It's getting so bad that if you pick up a CS textbook, it might just be a giant meme of “This Is Fine” 🐕🔥. Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be living in a world where AI will only be creating cat memes while human beings are competing in competitive origami! 🐈📄🚀 "Leaked" conversation with a future high school counselor: “So, are you looking to become an AI developer?” "Bro, nah. Teach me how to surf TikTok algorithms instead." 🤷‍♂️🌀 Share this chaos if you’re also just trying to vibe with the meme economy! 💸✨