🚨📚 BREAKING NEWS: STUDENT LOAN INTEREST IS BACK, BABY! 🔥💸 Y'all thought we were freeeee? 🥳 Sorry, NO CAP, but the interest dragons are rising from their slumber on August 1st! 🐉🔺 That’s right, nearly 8 million of you lovely borrowers will be getting a delightful little notification starting July 10.💌🎉 Let's be real, this feels like that meme where the dog is sipping coffee in a burning room and says, "This is fine." 🔥🤣 Like, what are we doing? Are we just accepting that student loans are the ultimate villain in our financial fairytales? 💔🤷‍♂️ 👀🚀 “I’m just gonna pick the ‘don’t pay me ever’ plan,” said absolutely nobody with common sense. “It’s like deciding between ‘death by paper cuts’ or ‘death by boredom,’” quipped a totally real and not-at-all-made-up developer at a fancy tech company. But no worries, fam! Invest that interest in your therapy sessions because we ALL know a new payment plan is just a fancy way of saying, “Welcome back to the grind!” 😂💰 💥 HOT TAKE: If you think student loans are harsh, wait until AI starts chucking bills at you like it’s an independent horror film. 🤖💀 Stonk markets crumble faster than my hopes and dreams! 📉👀 Share this chaos and let’s embrace the madness together! #StudentLoanDrama