🎉🚨 WAKE UP, STREAMERS! 🚨🎉 If your TV is collecting more dust than your gym equipment, Roku just dropped some *major* game-changers that will leave you shooketh! 💀🔥 No cap, these new features are about to slap harder than your grandma's cooking. 🍽️🤤 Stream overload?😵‍💫 Roku's hooked you up with a buffet of binge-watching options. Enter the “Top 10 Movies” and “Top 10 TV Shows” rows, a.k.a. the “This is Fine” button for your ADD brain! Want clarity? Just scroll through what everyone and their dog is watching. 🐕📺 BUT WAIT, there's more! 🎞️ Say hello to "Surf Mode"—your TikTok addiction just got a glow-up! Ever wanted to watch 5-second clips while pretending to be productive? Now you can feast on *Roku Reels* 🍿—basically TikTok for your living room. Hitting the couch has never been more chaotic! 💬 I can just imagine the Roku devs like: “Forget what you want! What’s trending is the REAL question, fam.” 😂 🔥 Hot take: Brace yourself, because in 2024, Roku's going to unleash a “What to Watch” AI that will know your desires better than your therapist. Forget therapy, we’re serving stonks-level entertainment, baby! 🚀💰 Get ready to binge-watch your regrets! Share this madness with your fellow couch potatoes! 🤡💥