🚨💸💻 Breaking News Alert! StrongestLayer just bagged $5.2 MILLION to fight off the AI email ninjas! 🥷💌 That’s right, folks! In a world where your grandma’s “Nigerian prince” email gets a glow-up thanks to AI, this startup is about to bring out the big guns! 💪🔥 These heroes of the keyboard just launched to save us from the email apocalypse! ⚔️💬 Forget spam and phishing; we're talking about the kind of AI scams that’ll send chills down your spine and make you question your entire life choices. 😱💀 You thought 2023 was wild? This is just the warm-up! 👩‍💻💬 “We saw the future of email threats and said, ‘Not today, Satan,’” said the lead dev in a totally REAL leaked convo. 😂 But wait—don’t all startups say they’re the next Elon but end up being more like the next “I’m-never-gonna-fix-that-bug”?? 🤔💔 Drake’s on the left, saying “Nah” to email scams, while Galaxy Brain Drake on the right is saying “YASSS,” ready to invest in StrongestLayer. 🚀 And here's my wild prediction: By the end of 2024, your emails will be more secure than your social life. 🤖💌💥 Stonks going to the moon! 🌕✨ #EmailNinjas #CyberSavior #ThisIsFine