📈💸 Hold onto your microchips, fam! 🚀 Stripe is about to flex harder than that dude at the gym who only lifts his own ego! 💪💀 They’re in talks to buy back shares 🤑 from the VC backers who probably think they’re the next Steve Jobs 🙄, all while rocking a mind-blowing 🌌 $106.7B valuation! Cue the stonks meme 💰⬆️ But wait, hold the meme presses! 🤔 Sequoia just casually dropped *$861M* worth of shares back in 2024 when Stripe was feeling all “woe is me” at a mere 🌑 $70B valuation. Talk about a glow-up! ✨💅 It’s like the business equivalent of that Drake meme: “First you were cringe and now you’re based!” 🍷💃 Sources say, and I quote some super-duper-leaked developer convo: “Yo, if we buy back our shares, we can finally stop changing our pricing model every quarter… 👀” – Mid-Level Dev But let's be real, expect Stripe to become the first tech company to fund its own moon landing just to flex on everyone! 🌕🔥 #JustSaying Prediction: Within a year, Stripe will launch a limited-edition line of merch featuring their biggest VC backers' faces on T-shirts. 🤡🤖 Get ready for the chaos, because this is just the beginning! 🤪