🚨👀 HOLY Docu-MOLY, folks! Did you hear about this new streaming service that's more loaded with documentaries than your uncle's basement is with VHS tapes? 💽🤡 Meet **Curiosity Stream** — it’s like the Netflix for nerds, but without the awkward “what do I watch?” moment that makes you question your life choices. For a *one-time payment of $199.99* (that’s right, NO SUBSCRIPTION, we’re not just playing with your heart here 💔), you can binge-watch so many documentaries you’ll be practically dripping with knowledge like a leaky faucet. 🛠️💧 Just imagine this convo: **Developer**: “What if we gave people the power to watch documentaries, while also preventing them from ever talking to girls again?” **Other Developer**: “LMAO, based!” 😂 And the best part? It’s not just documentaries, it’s like giving your brain a double espresso, minus the jitters! ☕💥 "Curiosity is life," they say, so why not live your best life as the trivia genius in the next awkward family gathering? 🔍💡 🔥 Hot take: Within 5 years, we'll all be attending toxicology lectures in our PJs while streaming Curiosity Stream in the background. This is fine. 😅💀 #Stonks #DocuLife