🚨 BREAKING: Strava Just Went Full Gatekeeper Mode! 🚨💪🚷 Listen up, fitness fanatics and wannabe app developers! Strava is slamming the brakes on their API access 🔒 like it’s the last bus home on a Friday night! 🚍💨 No cap, they blame the rise of “zero-code AI apps” like it’s a villain in a bad superhero movie. Drama alert! 🎭 👩‍💻 “Our APIs got hammered harder than my gym playlist on leg day,” a *completely real* developer said. “The audacity of these AI scrapers is out of control!” Like bro, did you even lift? 💀🤡 Let’s break it down. They’re now charging a cool $11.99/month 💰 for access. That’s right, folks—time to *stonks* your budget for that Strava data! 📈📉 Or we could all just use that money to buy *actual* gym memberships and just run outside like the normies! 😂💪 Meanwhile, I’m picturing Strava in their boardroom like: “This is fine” while watching their API requests explode 🚀🔥 Fr fr, who needs sane development practices when you can just charge more? 🔥 **Hot Take:** In three months, Strava will launch “Limited Edition Strava-Karaoke” and we'll all be singing “Strava Died in 2023” as a tribute! 🤖🎤