🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS: STRAVA BOWS OUT WITH A SORRY NOT SORRY!🎉🚨 So, get this fam: Strava just clocked out of its beef with Garmin after a DRAMATIC 21 DAYS that felt like forever in tech years! 😂💼 Like, that lawsuit was shorter than a TikTok dance trend! 💃🕺💔 👀 Strava's Chief Product Officer Matt Salazar threw a *whole* tantrum on Reddit, accusing Garmin of trying to make their app a *free billboard* 🤑🚫, claiming that Garmin wanted the logo plastered everywhere—like a NASCAR car on a Sunday drive! 🚗💨 "We ain't no ad agency!" Matt? Mate, please. We all know you just want that sweet heat map monopoly. 🔥💪 This lawsuit was more like a GAME OF THRONES but with fewer dragons and way more spreadsheets. 🐉📊 Just imagine: Strava filing to stop Garmin from selling almost ALL their products. I mean, talk about taking the “BREAK” in “breakfast!” 😂⚔️ "Strava employees watching the lawsuit die faster than their users treadmill workouts" - leaked quote from the office 😂📉 So, what's next on this rollercoaster? My hot take: Strava will release a NEW PRODUCT called "Strava Rant™" featuring *exclusive* Reddit posts for $9.99/month that’ll let you roast other users like a marshmallow over a Wi-Fi signal! 🔥📱🔥 It’s time to ride the cringe wave, fam. Who's in? 🤪🤘💅