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"Stranger Things 5 teaser: Brace for trauma 😱💔, no cap we’re all about to seethe & cope hard! 🔥👀"

July 16, 2025
about 1 month ago
Mashable
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🚨🔥🎬 *BREAKING NEWS: STRANGER THINGS 5 IS ALREADY TRAUMATIZING US AND IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET!!!* 🚨💀💔 So Netflix dropped a teaser for the FINAL season of "Stranger Things," and I’m not saying I need therapy, but like… I’m booking my appointment. 💅💸 I can already feel Hawkins going down faster than my will to live during a Zoom meeting. 🤡💀 👾💥 *Developer Quote* (totally real, I swear): “We really pushed the limits of depression this season. We're talking kitchen sink levels of trauma—E.T. meets your mom’s existential crisis.” If you’re not already preparing your emotional support Demogorgon for Nov. 26, what are you even doing, fam? 😵‍💫🥺 You’re gonna need a full-on *THIS IS FINE* meme moment when you see the Upside Down get a serious glow-up... but like, in the worst way possible. 🤯🚀 But let’s be real: the true horror will be seeing how low Netflix stoops to keep us hooked. "Stranger Things 5: Now with 80% more tears and a sprinkle of corporate greed." 💰💀🤡 **Hot Take**: By the end of this season, I won’t be surprised if the whole town gets absorbed into the Upside Down as a metaphor for Netflix users realizing they’re still paying for 700 channels of nothing! 👽📉 LET’S GOOOO! *Share if you're ready to cry for 8 episodes straight! 🤣💔*

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