🔥🚨🦠 BREAKING NEWS ALERT FROM THE DARK SIDE OF TECH! 🦠🚨🔥 So, y’all remember the days when hackers just did it for *fun*? Well, 🤡 welcome to 2023, where they’ve morphed into full-on movie villains 🔫💀! Introducing: **Storm-2603**, the newest overlord of digital chaos, deploying DNS-Controlled backdoors like it's Black Friday and they're hunting for deals! 🏃💨💰 *Picture this*: A hacker at their computer, "You know what would be sick? A bespoke command-and-control framework that sounds like a Call of Duty weapon! Let’s call it AK47 C2!" 🤔💭🚀 No cap, they really did that. With two clients: AK47HTTP and AK47DNS! Sounds like a hip new fast food item, fr fr. 🍟🥤 **Leaked quote from an anonymous dev**: “I was just trying to make it easier for my grandma to access cat memes. Now I’m part of the DNS dark arts. WTH happened? 😱” Meanwhile, Microsoft is like, "This is fine." 🔥🐶 As they sip coffee, watching the world burn. But hey, stonks are UP for cybercrime! Just imagine sitting on a throne of locked data. 👑🔐 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, hackers will start charging you in NFT cats to decrypt your files. Prepare your wallets, fam. The future is cringe, and we’re all just living in it! 😬🚀🤑