🔥👀 OH SH*T! Did your company just drop an “AI-first” bomb on you that felt like a corporate version of “We’re all gonna die!”? 🚀💣 Well buckle up, fam, ‘cause we’re diving into the worst game of corporate bingo ever! 🤡 CEO: “By Q3, every team should integrate AI!” *cue the office cringe* 😳 You know half your coworkers are Googling "what is AI?" between bites of their overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💸 NO CAP, the only thing getting integrated here is anxiety levels and instant regret. You? You lassoed a Python script like a true cowboy 🐴🤠, but now you’re drowning in OKR hell because Susie in HR suddenly thinks she’s Data God. 🙏⚡ Take it from a *totally real* developer I imagined: “We went AI-first and now my job is literally Googling ‘How to be AI?’” 💀💻 Let’s keep it 100; this isn’t innovation, it’s just corporate sounding cool while low-key *seething* over their out-of-date strategies.🔥💼💩 Hold my energy drink… Here's the tea: In 2025, your job title will officially be *AI Integration Pressure Cooker*. So strap in, kids, because “real AI” is gonna be about as common as a fax machine in a TikTok studio! 📼💀 🤑🔥 RETWEET if you think everything will be “this is fine” while we all sip coffee and cry in our darkened cubicles! #TechDrama #AI 🥳💀