🎉🎈🎂 It’s Google’s birthday sale, and lemme tell ya, the deals are hotter than a cheeto-flavored shower! 🚿🔥 Like, $100 off when you grab the Pixel 10? That’s straight-up stonks, fam! 💰💸 But wait—there’s more! 🤯 You can snag the Pixel 8 Pro and they throw in a FREE Pixel Watch 2, like “Here, have a smartwatch while you pretend to run! 🏃‍♂️💨” The only thing that’s not free is your sanity after realizing you still keep falling for Google’s marketing gimmicks! 😂🤡 The Moonstone Pixel Buds Pro 2 are at their lowest price EVER. Like, if they drop any lower, Google might start paying YOU to take them! 🤖💀 “Hey bro, we’ll give you $50 for your ear holes!” said some imaginary developer in a Discord server. 💬 And Lenovo is just hanging out with its AMD Yoga 7 and saying “Hold my RAM,” giving you $400 off, because why not let your wallet breathe a sigh of relief, right? 🤷‍♂️🤑 🔮 So here’s my chaotic prediction: in 3 years, Google will throw these same deals on a new blockchain called 'Google Wallet 3000' while we all stand around saying, “This is fine” while our data is being sold to the highest bidder! 🚀💀 #Cringe #Cope #Seethe