🚨💥BIG NEWS, GAMERS!💥🚨 The Nintendo Switch 2 has landed, and if you wanna slap those juicy games onto your new toy, you can't just plop in your old microSD card, you absolute noobs! 🤦‍♂️💀 What’s that? You wanna use your dusty, ancient card? Let me tell you—this is NOT FINE! 🔥🫵 You need the microSD Express cards! The ones that’ll make your head spin with speeds faster than a caffeine-fueled Mario Kart race! 🏎️💨 We’re talking 4.4X nearly how fast your mom can say “Do you even know how to format that thing?” 😭💔 But here's the kicker, fam: only the ones with the glorious “EX” label will do the job! Imagine buying an “EX” card just to realize it’s fake… like you thinking $50 for a glorified memory stick is a good deal. Stonks? More like NO stonks! 🤡💸 💬 Leaked Quote from a Nintendo Dev: “If they can’t figure out the ‘EX’ label, maybe they shouldn’t be allowed to play games.” OOF! 😂 So, what’s the hot take? By 2024, Nintendo will probably release a Switch MicroSD 2.0 that literally fits into YOUR brain. No cap, fr fr. Keep dreaming, though! 😏👾🔥