🚨🔒 OH HELL NAH! Turn OFF this Facebook setting RIGHT NOW if you don’t want Meta to know your whole life story! 🤡📸💀 Like, we’re talking ALL the cringey selfies, *that* weird pet video, and the 10,000 pictures of food you thought were aesthetics! 🍔✨ 🗣️ *Imaginary Developer Quote:* “Honestly, I found out Meta was lurking through my camera roll and had to do some serious soul-searching. I’m still regretting those 3 AM pics of me with cereal in a mask. That’s a hard NO from me, fam.” 😂💔 Meta’s like the bad horror movie villain who knows all your secrets but with worse dialogue! 😱🚀 “Hey, Steve Jobs—Malware/Not Malware” level of cringe! The irony? You’re sharing your life with a robot that doesn’t even hold a real degree! 🤖📜 #NotBased But real talk? If you don’t turn this off, you might as well put a sign over your door that says “WELCOME, META! ENTRANCE THROUGH MY SOUL 😈.” Stonks? More like *No thanks!* 🤡💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark Zuckerberg will personally send you a “best of your cringiest moments” slideshow by the end of the year. No cap. Buckle up, it’s about to get wild! 😱🤯🤖🚀