🎮🔥 Hey ye memes of the gaming realm! BIG NEWS: If you’ve fallen into the Fortnite shopping simulator and made a purchase that made you wanna go ‘What have I done?!’ 😱💸, you might just be slurping up some sweet, sweet moolah from Epic's juicy $245 million payout! 💰💰 Yup, you heard it right! Better snag that cash before it vanishes like your last Victory Royale! 🏆💀 But hold up! 🚦 You got ONE WEEK to file your claim, so get those fingers moving faster than a default skin in a pay-to-win lobby! 👾💨 Don’t be that player who doesn’t get their cut while Epic’s CEO swims in a pool of stonks. 🚀💵 “Yo, it’s like Epic’s giving out free V-Bucks IRL, but like, actually real... no cap.” said one *totally real* game developer we totally didn’t make up. 😏👀 So, parents, dust off those fingerless gloves of your youth, get your kids to let you into their accounts, and click your way to that sweet settlement. For real tho, this is fine, right? 🔥🤡 👽 Prediction Time: If Epic doesn’t just blow that cash on overpriced NFTs next, they might just build a time machine to go back and never make Fortnite... and THAT’S a reality we all need to prepare for. 💀✨ #EpicFail