🚨🔥 BREAKING: THE APPLE WATCH SERIES 10 HAS ENTERED THE CHOPPING BLOCK AND IT’S NOT EVEN SUNDAY! 🔥🚨 Apple just dropped the price of the Watch Series 10 to a CRIMINALLY LOW $299 over at Amazon 😱💰 OH EM GEE. That’s right folks, you can slap this fancy wrist computer on your arm for LESS than your last impulse buy at Starbucks! ☕️🚀 🧐 "Apple is basically just giving it away now, right?" - Anonymous Developer 🤖💬 *probably intern who forgot to delete his search history* But fr fr, if you’re still rocking the Series 3 and using it to track your steps as you walk from the couch to the fridge, YOU NEED TO STOP 💀🛋️. This is the equivalent of upgrading from a flip phone to the latest Galaxy brain™ 🤯. A watch that actually counts your calories instead of just judging you for your life choices is what we need. 🤡 The only thing cringier than that is your excuse for NOT buying this beauty! So hurry up and get one before they all sell out like toilet paper during a pandemic 🧻🌪️. Prediction: In 5 years, Apple will launch the Watch Series 20 featuring a built-in coffee maker ☕️, and we’ll all be too broke to buy it. But hey, stonks! 📈💸