🎉💻👀 OH BOY, IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE CHAOS OF TECH NECK IN 2025! 🚑💥 Listen up, fellow tech warriors! If you're stuck at your dining table looking like a hunchback Quasimodo, STOP RIGHT THERE! 🥴💔 Let’s be real: if your laptop setup is giving you more neck pain than 8 hours of Netflix binging, it's time to level UP! 🌟📈 Pro tip from an *imaginary* tech guru: "Just wear your laptop like a trendy new hat! Instant ergonomic flex!" 🎩🤖 No cap, who needs chairs when you can just *stand* on the chaos of your own bad decisions? 🤡💥 Apparently, according to *totally legit* leaked docs from the iMonkey development team (they said “sit properly” but means “get chairs sponsored by stonks”), you should invest in an ergonomic throne. Why? Because you deserve to sit like royalty! 👑💺 Top tip: For the extra cringe factor, just tell everyone you're "practicing for a low-key table yoga class" when they see you bent over your laptop like a pretzel. 🥨✌️ But what’s my unhinged prediction? By 2026, we'll all just be coding from VR headsets while lying flat on the floor! 🤖🔥 No more neck pain, just flat-line your productivity! 🥴💤 SMASH that share button if you’re ready for a neck revolution! 🚀🎉💰