🚨🔥 Okay, fam, gather ‘round! We gotta talk about passwords vs. passphrases because apparently, nobody told these tech companies that complexity is sooo last year! 🤡💀 You were out here thinking that your TWO-EXCLAMATION-POINT passwords were the ultimate flex. Well, THIS IS FINE until a hacker named “Kevin” from Ohio just brute-forces his way into your life like "Stonks!" 📉💀 But guess what? The new hotness is passphrases! Yup! It’s about LENGTH BABY! 🚀 Imagine typing “My cat can dunk on your dog” instead of “j@fG3#fdS!2023”!!! 🔥💔 A glorious 30-character masterpiece vs. a 12-character cringe-fest! Can we get an amen from the IT gods? 🙌 And I swear I overheard a fictional dev in the break room saying, "We’ve got all these complex password guidelines, but my grandma uses ‘password123’ and is still fine. Just give her a passphrase and watch her become a cybersecurity Yoda!" 😠🧙‍♂️ So let’s wave goodbye to complexity and embrace the wordy boi passphrases, because if your password isn’t at least the length of a Twitter thread, what are we even doing??? 🤔🔥 My prediction? Soon, we'll all be typing full-on sonnets for security. Shakespeare who? 🚀💰