🚨😱 ATTENTION FRUGAL SHOPPERS! 🚨😱 BREAKING: The tech apocalypse is upon us! With our beloved president threatening another wave of tariffs, the price tag on our favorite gadgets is about to go full-on "this is fine" 🔥💰💀 Imagine your laptop doubling in price while you sit there sipping your $6 coffee. “Oh, it’s fine,” you mumble sarcastically, “I’ll just trade my soul for a new iPhone 27 Pro Max Turbo Supreme.” 🤡💔 Experts (who apparently sold their brains for stonks) say we should start hoarding laptops 💻, smartphones 📱, and yes, even Christmas lights 🎄 before the prices go full-on inflation mode! Because why pay $1,200 for that new laptop when you could be making pizza rolls on your 10-year-old Acer? *A true Giga-Chad move right there!* 💪😎 "Bro, I told my fam to start crashing stores like a Black Friday stampede," says an *imaginary* dev who totally exists. "They just rolled their eyes at me. I mean, $300 for a refurbished toaster isn’t exactly a steal." 🤷‍♂️💔 So here’s the hot take for ya: The more tariffs, the more gear on Marketplace. Next thing you know, we’ll be trading laptops for Pokémon cards. GET READY TO HAGGLE, FOLKS! 💥🚀 SHARE this chaos before you have to trade your tech for a bag of chips! 😂✌️ #TariffMadness #HoardAllTheThings