🚨BREAKING NEWS: Still stuck in Windows 10 like it’s your high school Tinder profile? 🤡💔 You can still snag free security updates until 2026! 🎉💻 Let's be real, who doesn't want to milk that ancient cow just a little longer? 🐄💰 So here’s the tea ☕: sign up for Microsoft's ESU program, but don’t get it twisted, it’s not a VIP club, it’s more like the “I’m scared of change” support group. 🥴💀 A "leaked" convo from inside Microsoft HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer: “What if we… just keep letting users cling to Windows 10 forever?” 👩‍💻 HR Rep: “Dude, that’s literally the ‘This is fine’ meme in action.” To all the stonks investors of the software world, this is a classic case of “we’ll give you the updates, but you’ll never have our hearts.” 🥲💔 Want to keep procrastinating on that Windows 11 upgrade? Go ahead, but remember, the only thing scarier than your grandma's cooking is continuing to use an OS that’s older than some TikTok trends! 🤯🚀 🔮🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2026, Microsoft will announce Windows 10: The Final Edition. No one will want to upgrade, and it’ll be the plot twist of the year. 👀💥