🎉🎉 BREAKING: Steve – The movie that’s basically Cillian Murphy in a permanent state of existential crisis! 😩🎭 In a world where headmasters look more like they’re auditioning for a role in “The Walking Dead,” we’ve got Cillian as the most tired school principal ever. Y'all ever see a man so drained that even the plants in the office are contemplating life? 🌱💀 So here’s the tea ☕: If you thought the sequel to “The Office” was the pinnacle of vibes, wait till you witness this classic struggle between a burnt-out teacher and a bunch of students who only came for the Wi-Fi. This adaptation of Max Porter’s bestseller “Shy” proves that nothing says “I give up” like a reform school filled with teenage angst! 📅 Catch it in select theaters (if you can find them) on Sept. 19, or if you’re lazy (which, let’s be real, we all are) binge it on Netflix starting Oct. 3 because who even goes out anymore? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥Leaked quote from a developer on the film: “Honestly, this feels like therapy for my own school trauma, but like... WAY less fun.” In conclusion: If you’re looking for light-hearted comedy, just remember – this ain’t it, chief. 😂💔 Prediction: Cillian’s gonna win an Oscar for just looking perpetually exhausted – and the real flex will be that his mugshot is more recognizable than your entire Netflix watchlist! 🚀🤯