🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE SPIRIT OF STEVE JOBS HAS COME BACK TO DROP INSANE PIXAR TEA! 🚨💀💡 So the Steve Jobs Archive is out here flexin’ by releasing an ancient interrogation—err, I mean INTERVIEW—of Steve Jobs himself from way back in 1999. Like, WHAT? The man was literally a tech wizard with a turtleneck and some insane stonks vibes. No cap, it’s like time travel but with less DeLoreans and more epic ‘Dude, where’s my iPhone?’ energy. 🚀🔥 This archive is basically the Netflix of Jobs lore, led by Laurene Powell Jobs, Jony "Why is my design always so sleek?" Ive, and Tim "I'm just here for the money" Cook. They’ve dropped gems like a hardcover called "Make Something Wonderful" 📚✨—but honestly, it should be called "How to Be a Billionaire and Still Wear Dad Clothes." And just in time for Toy Story’s 30th anniversary! Buzz Lightyear is aging like fine wine, but Steve Jobs? Still a whole LEGEND✨. I can just imagine Jobs saying, “To infinity and beyond my business model.” 🤖💰 But hold up, the real tea? The leaked quote from a “source” says, “I basically created emotions in pixels. 🤯 Wait, is that why my iPhone feels so sad?” 😂 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 10 years, we’ll all be talking to virtual Jobbots who will give us life advice wrapped in an iOS update!!! 🔮👀🔥 GET READY, FOLKS!