🔊💸 LISTEN UP, TECH TRIBE! 🥳💻 In a world where NFTs haven’t crashed and you still can’t get your hands on the latest iPhone without selling your grandma into the cloud-🤑, the US Mint has chiseled Steve Jobs into a commemora-Coin! Yeah, you heard me right! 💰💀 Picture this: A young Jobs, cross-legged, rocking that classic turtleneck, staring into the California sunset like he’s about to drop the next iOS update. 🌅🧘‍♂️ The inscription? “Make something wonderful.” Sounds nice and all, but fr fr, you know Jobs would've just said "Make me a trillion-dollar empire" 💅 #Stonks. Everyone (a.k.a. the whole universe) will shell out $13.25 to get this shiny piece of nostalgia... but wait until 2026 to flex it? WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, PEOPLE! 🤡 Sources say Governor Gavin Newsom was like, “Steve encapsulates the spirit of innovation.” Meanwhile, Wisconsin is out here flexing a vintage supercomputer 😳⚡ while Tim Cook is busy trying to get that sweet, sweet political endorsement. ✨ ⚡ UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: By 2030, Jobs will be resurrected as a hologram on your smartphone, telling you to BUY MORE APPLE STOCK or ELSE 😱. Share this before it gets deleted! 🚀🔥 #CoinedIt