🍏💰✨**BREAKING: Steve Jobs and the Cray-1 Supercomputer Are Gettin’ Their Own Dollar Coins?!** ✨💰🍏 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam, because the U.S. Mint just dropped a bombshell that’s hotter than my MacBook after a Zoom call: In 2026, we'll be slapping a coin featuring St. Steve Jobs himself on our countertops next to that dusty first-gen iPhone you only pull out for TikTok memes! 💀📱💔 But wait—before you start hoarding coins like they're Pokémon cards, let’s spill the tea. You think this commemorative coin—featuring a turtleneck-wearing Jobs sitting cross-legged like a guru—is gonna cost you a mere dollar? Nah, fam, it’s about to be more rare than finding the other sock in the dryer! 🥴💸 *“At least it’s not Dogecoin,”* said some Mint intern while crying over their stonks chart. 👨‍💻🌌 Expect a bidding war that'll make blockchain enthusiasts seethe with envy! Future generations will be like, “What’s this ‘Steve Jobs’ they keep talking about?” right before discovering their phones were designed to be straight-up unfixable. 🤖💔 In conclusion: in 2026, get ready to flex that coin at parties while wearing your cringy Apple merch. Or just drop it in the tip jar—because let's be honest, that’s what it's worth! 🚀🔥 Prediction: At least one dude will mix this coin into a hipster latte and call it “art.” тот пробел. #Based. #Coincidence? 👀💥